New Gotland

The fuck is Goatland?
Basically an island off the coast of Sweden. Some time after the formation of the Islamic Scandinavian Caliphate, all non-Islamic citizens fled to an the island, since it was a commonly known fact that N(no zucc here so probably unnecessary)iggers can't swim, and refugee boats could be easily shot down. They stayed there in hopes of it getting cold enough for the sand people to freeze, so they could once again re-populate Sweden. Shapeshifting child molesting lizards fucked that up though, and gave the Caliphate just enough welfare to sustain themselves through the cold winters. Seeing Scandinavia being irreparably Detroit-ified by these in(credible human beings)vaders, they decided to flee to a more promising land.

Iceland?
First option was Iceland. They were fairly free from الزنوج الرمال, so they stopped there. However, upon thier arrival, the citizens of Iceland were urged to expel the Goatlanders by (((third party entities))) and complied.

Hawaii (and Alaska)
Seeing nowhere else to go in the world, they decided to carve a state out for themselves, and what better place to do it than the ruins of some hippie-liberal islands, already abandoned by its populace who moved to Detroit in hopes of achieving further cultural enrichment. All we hope to do is protect our state, and assist in the un-cucking of the United states.